I will never understand how anyone can think that a comb over is in any way attractive?
Case in point, I am in the mall on Saturday getting my cardio in (otherwise known as shopping) and in front of me is an attractive, older man. He turns to get on the escalator and I thought I was going to have a stroke. Glued to his head with some type of shiny head sealant, were no more than a dozen hairs carefully arranged in some sort of even fashion. Did he think that I could no longer see the tanned top of his head? Actually the tanned top 3/4s of his head?
On behalf of women everywhere I make this public request - cut it off! We can see the skin shining through the 6 hairs you are so proud of and beg of you to embrace your baldness. Nothing is attractive about a few hairs grown so long and scraped up and over a place on your head where they do not belong. Do what is right and set those poor hairs free! They have done their best for you and now is their time to retire to Hair Heaven!
Women around the world beg of you - no more comb over! And in return, we will stop pointing at you in malls, mock retching and then blogging about it. Once that is fixed, we will work on the bad old man jeans but a girl has to have priorities!
1 comment:
I made the decision long ago that if I went bald, I would either..
1.) trim the hair close to my scalp.
2.) shave everything all off.
I would definitely embrace it, and "own" the look if I had to. I guess some people just can't.
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